Famous Quotes Misquoted, Misapplied Or Re-rendered For Humorous Effect… (No.1)

Famous Quotes Misquoted, Misapplied Or Re-rendered For Humorous Effect…

No.1

“So many doughnuts, so little time…”

“To be or not to be, that is the question…” Re-rendered: “Shall I jump over the edge of this cliff or not?”

“Do one thing every day that scares you”. ~Eleanor Roosevelt. (So I read this quote once every day…)

“Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink.” ~ Coleridge, when a major water pipe burst in his flat and the supply had to be cut off…

“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: I haven’t a clue…”

“If you want to make your dreams come true, the last thing you have to do is wake up.”

“I wandered as lonely as a cloud.” ~Wordsworth. Re-rendered: “I walked about a bit like a cloud when there are no other clouds around it”.

Daniel Macintyre 21/02/2024