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An Appeal To Mine Olde Employer (Revised Edition)
bizarre, comedy, eating, fat, funny, funnypoems, humorous, humour, Old-fashioned, oldeenglish, overweight, poem, poet, poetry, profound, weight, weightloss(Author’s note: This poem, rendered in olde english for comic effect and for reasons best known to those concerned, was written for the encouragement and incentivising of my dear friend and employer to pursue a course of weight loss, for the purposes of his own well-being and good health… The author would like to own…
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Hugo Werther. A man of large learning. And a man curiously given over to his vanities and conceit, these negative qualities so oddly filtered through his eccentric nature, as to render his actions and life most worthy of account on these pages… Let us, then, peruse the life of this strange man together; and, though…
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An Appeal To An Olde Lethal Driver Note of dedication: To thou, whose style at ye olde wheel doth rupture the natural and proper containment of victuals, and doth render thy passengers agog with terror and greatly obsessed with the preservation of their lives, and who, through ye asinine wielding of thy death-dealing wheel, doth…
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Authors Note: Have you ever lent someone your book, only to discover that they have moved your book mark? This happened to me, so I wrote a short poem by way of a stern rebuke… A Rebuke to the Borrower of Books What!? Thou art hath displaced mine markerFrom its rightful place betwixt pages seen…
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The Comoedus (Second Capitulum) “Go on, smile! Feel the sides of your mouth begin to stretch and just let your face crack wide open!” These words were addressed to the audience by a stocky, suggestively smiling individual who made up one half of the newly formed comedy act: The Knight and Day Show! These opening…
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(This poem can be considered a sequel to my earlier work: An Appeal To Ye Olde Employer) Note Of Dedication: To thou, whose beard doth traileth low and doth greatly render thee akin to the wild beasts of the earth and the most ancient horrors of folklore; and who, through the grosseth surge of hairy…
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(Text ©️ Daniel Macintyre)
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Hugo’s Ego: The Second Hugo Werther. A man of large learning. And a man curiously given over to his vanities and conceit, these negative qualities so oddly filtered through his eccentric nature, as to render his actions and life most worthy of account on these pages… Let us, then, peruse the life of this strange…
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