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Teacher is so boring My boredom is a pain… I picked my nose so hard My finger drove me insane… Teacher is so boring… But that’s not my only pain: I thought it ’twas a bogey- But in fact it ’twas my brain… (©️ Daniel Macintyre 09/09/2025 protectmywork.com)
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Beef strips aren’t good for the hips- but they’re good for the soul of a dog! They go so fast, they’re not made to last- they’re as good to the mouth as a snog! If I was a pup I’d eat them all up- and probably beg for more! But as I’m a man I’ll…
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It’s a story I’ve told often enough… To my children… Other people’schildren… Perhaps, one day, to my grandchildren…About how the aliens came and invaded Earth and how we very nearlywere all goners…Seeing as I’ve nothing better to do at the moment, I’ll tell it one moretime… (The name’s Starky, by the way…)It was the year…
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The Comoedus First Capitulum “Comedy is a funny thing… Some people laugh at it, whilst others prefer to laugh at things which aren’t comical… Usually, the former are good, sensible, upright people, whereas the latter are often the fools, layabouts and degenerates of society… And so, as a comedian, I have the unique privilege of…
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(This is the first in a series of five stories, all available on Scribbles.) The Three Fellows 1.It was a damp, misty evening in the town of Trelby, and an exceedingly low temperature and lack of light due to the abundance of cloud matter added two more adequate reasons for any right thinking person to…