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The Three Fellows (And The Unhappy Incident Involving Professor Windbaum) I. In the strange, unhappy chapter of a man’s life, commonly known as “youth”, many things occur which, when one is older, only serve to add yet more misery and pain to one’s later years, when a person feels aggrieved by the gross shortness of…
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Famous Quotes Misquoted, Misapplied Or Re-rendered For Humorous Effect… No.1 “So many doughnuts, so little time…” “To be or not to be, that is the question…” Re-rendered: “Shall I jump over the edge of this cliff or not?” “Do one thing every day that scares you”. ~Eleanor Roosevelt. (So I read this quote once every…
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Intergalactic Harmony: Names (Author’s introductory note: Intergalactic Harmony is a series of short, humorous sci-fi stories which champion the bizarre and the extraordinary. The series follows the various expeditions and exploits of a certain “Mr Friend”, an envoy sent from Earth on many missions of peace and unification in regard to the members of the…
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The Misadventures Of Max Busbridge The Coming Of The Monkey Max Busbridge was fast asleep. (Although, as he often remarked to his friends, he was actually pretty slow whilst sleeping…) However, a sudden, violent report from the muzzle of a gun wrestled him from the arms of his slumber. As he came too, Max thought:…