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Hello folks- I thought I’d mention the fact that I’ve recently released a new three-track EP entitled: 5…4…3…2…1… which tells the story of mankind fleeing a dying Earth for the red sands of Mars! Doubtless, you’ve heard or read something like that many times before- but have you ever heard of hostile Martians suddenly being…
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Teacher is so boring My boredom is a pain… I picked my nose so hard My finger drove me insane… Teacher is so boring… But that’s not my only pain: I thought it ’twas a bogey- But in fact it ’twas my brain… (©️ Daniel Macintyre 09/09/2025 protectmywork.com)
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Beef strips aren’t good for the hips- but they’re good for the soul of a dog! They go so fast, they’re not made to last- they’re as good to the mouth as a snog! If I was a pup I’d eat them all up- and probably beg for more! But as I’m a man I’ll…
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Hugo’s EgoThe First Hugo Werther. A man of large learning. And a man curiously givenover to his vanities and conceit, these negative qualities so oddlyfiltered through his eccentric nature, as to render his actions andlife most worthy of account on these pages… Let us, then, perusethe life of this strange man together; and, though I…
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Verse 1. So when their spaceship First touched the ground The place was empty- No one was around… But then, much later As the red dust cleared On the horizon Some Martians appeared! The human’s Mars buggy Was sent to say Hi!- The Martians seemed angry: The humans would die! But thanks to young Johnny…