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Teacher is so boring My boredom is a pain… I picked my nose so hard My finger drove me insane… Teacher is so boring… But that’s not my only pain: I thought it ’twas a bogey- But in fact it ’twas my brain… (©️ Daniel Macintyre 09/09/2025 protectmywork.com)
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Beef strips aren’t good for the hips- but they’re good for the soul of a dog! They go so fast, they’re not made to last- they’re as good to the mouth as a snog! If I was a pup I’d eat them all up- and probably beg for more! But as I’m a man I’ll…
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Hugo’s EgoThe First Hugo Werther. A man of large learning. And a man curiously givenover to his vanities and conceit, these negative qualities so oddlyfiltered through his eccentric nature, as to render his actions andlife most worthy of account on these pages… Let us, then, perusethe life of this strange man together; and, though I…
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That there is a good public transport system in place to get me as far away from it as possible…
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Verse 1. So when their spaceship First touched the ground The place was empty- No one was around… But then, much later As the red dust cleared On the horizon Some Martians appeared! The human’s Mars buggy Was sent to say Hi!- The Martians seemed angry: The humans would die! But thanks to young Johnny…
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It’s a story I’ve told often enough… To my children… Other people’schildren… Perhaps, one day, to my grandchildren…About how the aliens came and invaded Earth and how we very nearlywere all goners…Seeing as I’ve nothing better to do at the moment, I’ll tell it one moretime… (The name’s Starky, by the way…)It was the year…
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