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Teacher is so boring My boredom is a pain… I picked my nose so hard My finger drove me insane… Teacher is so boring… But that’s not my only pain: I thought it ’twas a bogey- But in fact it ’twas my brain… (©️ Daniel Macintyre 09/09/2025 protectmywork.com)
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Beef strips aren’t good for the hips- but they’re good for the soul of a dog! They go so fast, they’re not made to last- they’re as good to the mouth as a snog! If I was a pup I’d eat them all up- and probably beg for more! But as I’m a man I’ll…
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Hugo’s EgoThe First Hugo Werther. A man of large learning. And a man curiously givenover to his vanities and conceit, these negative qualities so oddlyfiltered through his eccentric nature, as to render his actions andlife most worthy of account on these pages… Let us, then, perusethe life of this strange man together; and, though I…
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The Comoedus First Capitulum “Comedy is a funny thing… Some people laugh at it, whilst others prefer to laugh at things which aren’t comical… Usually, the former are good, sensible, upright people, whereas the latter are often the fools, layabouts and degenerates of society… And so, as a comedian, I have the unique privilege of…
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(This is the first in a series of five stories, all available on Scribbles.) The Three Fellows 1.It was a damp, misty evening in the town of Trelby, and an exceedingly low temperature and lack of light due to the abundance of cloud matter added two more adequate reasons for any right thinking person to…
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The Sinner I. Something warm and kind left my soul And the privilege of life became an empty dream.When I sinned, I was the fools I’d despised-The felons we all cast off from ourselves. My body is the outcast of my own soul-Torn from favour, it resides in the dark.Tomorrow is the outcome…
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The Three Fellows:The Football Match I.It was a very cold, rainy day outside the pub in the town ofMuddlestone, and as a result, this establishment wasunusually full of partakers of the hop and vine, many ofwhom had simply entered in order to escape theunwholesome conditions without… For many of the more sensible variety of these…
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The Nihilist There is a school of thought I have come to know That I have not known before. I see- as seeing is in the mind- A man who is this thing… He lives in the heart of winter And that heart is all he knows. His life is like a winter wind That…