• Revised I

    Feb 9, 2026
    comedy, poetry
    beards, bizarre, comedy, humorous, humour, Old-fashioned, Poems, poetry, rasputin

  • An Appeal To Ye Olde Ersatz Rasputin

    Feb 8, 2026
    comedy, poetry
    airy, beard, beards, bizarre, comedy, facial hair, hairy, humorous, humour, old english, Old-fashioned, poem, poet, poetry

    (This poem can be considered a sequel to my earlier work: An Appeal To Ye Olde Employer) Note Of Dedication: To thou, whose beard doth traileth low and doth greatly render thee akin to the wild beasts of the earth and the most ancient horrors of folklore; and who, through the grosseth surge of hairy…

  • Objective vs Subjective: A Mini-Essay

    Oct 24, 2025
    comedy, Essay, Philosophy
    bizarre, comedy, Essay, humorous, humour, Mind, Old-fashioned, Philosophical, Philosophy, profound

    The vast gulf of difference that lies between the objective and the subjective is likeable to the difference between a moment in time and infinity- the objective viewpoint is one that has been judged by the standards of everything, whereas the subjective is the viewpoint of one meagre entity who partakes of the great everything…

  • 5…4…3…2…1…

    Oct 19, 2025
    Music, sci-fi
    bizarre, comedy, ep, humorous, humour, Music, Musician, sci-fi, science fiction, zachary mason

    Hello folks- I thought I’d mention the fact that I’ve recently released a new three-track EP entitled: 5…4…3…2…1… which tells the story of mankind fleeing a dying Earth for the red sands of Mars! Doubtless, you’ve heard or read something like that many times before- but have you ever heard of hostile Martians suddenly being…

  • The judge…

    Oct 10, 2025
    Uncategorized
    comedy, dailyprompt, dailyprompt-2087, humorous, humour

  • That looking both ways before you cross means left and right, not up and down…

    Sep 22, 2025
    comedy, Uncategorized
    comedy, dailyprompt, dailyprompt-2069, humorous, humour

  • Teacher Is So Boring…

    Sep 9, 2025
    comedy, poetry
    bizarre, Boredom, comedy, humorous, humour, Old-fashioned, poetry, School, Schoolchildren, Teachers, Toilet humour

    Teacher is so boring My boredom is a pain… I picked my nose so hard My finger drove me insane… Teacher is so boring… But that’s not my only pain: I thought it ’twas a bogey- But in fact it ’twas my brain… (©️ Daniel Macintyre 09/09/2025 protectmywork.com)

  • Ode To Beef Strips (And the two worthy canine persons to whose tummies they are so eagerly introduced!)

    Sep 9, 2025
    comedy, poetry
    comedy, Cute, Dogs, humorous, humour, Old-fashioned, Pets, poetry

    Beef strips aren’t good for the hips- but they’re good for the soul of a dog! They go so fast, they’re not made to last- they’re as good to the mouth as a snog! If I was a pup I’d eat them all up- and probably beg for more! But as I’m a man I’ll…

  • No. 2

    Sep 5, 2025
    comedy
    Art, bizarre, Cartoon, comedy, humorous, humour, Image, Jokes, Picture

  • No.1

    Sep 5, 2025
    comedy
    Art, bizarre, Cartoon, comedy, humorous, humour, Image, Picture

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