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(This poem can be considered a sequel to my earlier work: An Appeal To Ye Olde Employer) Note Of Dedication: To thou, whose beard doth traileth low and doth greatly render thee akin to the wild beasts of the earth and the most ancient horrors of folklore; and who, through the grosseth surge of hairy…
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The vast gulf of difference that lies between the objective and the subjective is likeable to the difference between a moment in time and infinity- the objective viewpoint is one that has been judged by the standards of everything, whereas the subjective is the viewpoint of one meagre entity who partakes of the great everything…
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Hello folks- I thought I’d mention the fact that I’ve recently released a new three-track EP entitled: 5…4…3…2…1… which tells the story of mankind fleeing a dying Earth for the red sands of Mars! Doubtless, you’ve heard or read something like that many times before- but have you ever heard of hostile Martians suddenly being…
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Teacher is so boring My boredom is a pain… I picked my nose so hard My finger drove me insane… Teacher is so boring… But that’s not my only pain: I thought it ’twas a bogey- But in fact it ’twas my brain… (©️ Daniel Macintyre 09/09/2025 protectmywork.com)
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Beef strips aren’t good for the hips- but they’re good for the soul of a dog! They go so fast, they’re not made to last- they’re as good to the mouth as a snog! If I was a pup I’d eat them all up- and probably beg for more! But as I’m a man I’ll…