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An Appeal To Mine Olde Employer (Revised Edition)
bizarre, comedy, eating, fat, funny, funnypoems, humorous, humour, Old-fashioned, oldeenglish, overweight, poem, poet, poetry, profound, weight, weightloss(Author’s note: This poem, rendered in olde english for comic effect and for reasons best known to those concerned, was written for the encouragement and incentivising of my dear friend and employer to pursue a course of weight loss, for the purposes of his own well-being and good health… The author would like to own…
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Authors Note: Have you ever lent someone your book, only to discover that they have moved your book mark? This happened to me, so I wrote a short poem by way of a stern rebuke… A Rebuke to the Borrower of Books What!? Thou art hath displaced mine markerFrom its rightful place betwixt pages seen…
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(This poem can be considered a sequel to my earlier work: An Appeal To Ye Olde Employer) Note Of Dedication: To thou, whose beard doth traileth low and doth greatly render thee akin to the wild beasts of the earth and the most ancient horrors of folklore; and who, through the grosseth surge of hairy…
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